No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes: we round up 50 of the best (make that worst). Apologies in advance. After UKTV reveal the funniest cracker jokes, Sunday People reveal the rib- ticklers that you hate to love. Hey M&S, this cracker joke works with "E.T." because it's short for something. You can't just stick "elf" in there. PM - 26 Dec.
Christmas crackers jokes - Deiner
What is the definition of an American Bra? He has Santa claws! Make a treasure hunt and see who can collect the most. Fun Stuff 22 beautiful Welsh girls' names you'll wish were yours If you're looking for baby names, these are gorgeous. Our Christmas lunch box notes were one of our most popular Christmas downloads last year. Because their days are numbered! Average white male mikaelhusband. The elf and safety officer. Stephen K Amos Why did the atheist cross the road? One that's deep pan, crisp and. We've also got a brand new collection of lovely joke bookmarks which will perk up a reading book nicely What is Santa's favourite pizza? A zebra with a drum kit.